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“Homestuck fans have no media literacy I swear, they’ll ship things that are textually abusive and call it cute”
No, I have media literacy. I ship it because it’s abusive.
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demigods who know how to cook:
leo — he and esperanza valdez would've cooked together. besides, his life in foster care was rough and he had to fend for himself, so learning to cook was a necessity.
frank — he had to look after his grandmother, and he seems like the type who can fold an impeccable shrimp dumpling.
hazel — she and marie levesque could've cooked together, though hazel had to rely more and more on herself as marie grew more distant.
annabeth — she seems like she would've taken up cooking as a practicality/means to survive, especially since she ran away from home at such a young age.
demigods who don't know how to cook:
jason — he was raised by wolves. enough said.
percy — he knows about as much as an average teenager who's been raised by a loving parent. probably can make pasta and blue pancakes, but that's it. wouldn't be surprised if he tried to microwave an egg.
piper — i think she would've had a housekeeper or a nanny to cook for her when her dad was away (given how well-off and successful tristan mclean is). though she seems like she'd be the most successful out of these four.
nico — he was stuck in the lotus casino for 70 years, idk if this boy even knows what a microwave is.
#pjo#headcanon#heroes of olympus#these are all my opinion they are not canon#idk i just thought percy microwaving a whole egg and screaming when it exploded was funny#i myself have NEVER microwaved a whole egg and got flashbanged so hard i have egg trauma idk what u mean#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#leo valdez#frank zhang#jason grace#annabeth chase#hazel levesque#piper mclean#nico di angelo#coquettemouse's “leo can cook jason absolutely cannot” post inspired me
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Hey...do you wanna try to read all Gambit content with me? I do mean All of it.
I'm going all the way back and in order, if I can so if that interests you...
...and you haven't already, you can request to join the Rogue and Gambit community hosted by @remysrogue , which you need to be 18+ for.
I'll be posting a reading list of Gambit focused comics and we can discuss/roast/whatever about it on the post, i think it'd be really cool if people who have never read the comics joined us!
I plan to make the first post this Monday and then I think that will be the typical posting day 💯♠️💜
Anyways wow look at him
#gambit#remy lebeau#posts i meant to make A WEEK AGO#and then i got flashbanged by ants#anyways join me on my evil quest to read all gambit#ill even make you a badge#itll say Gambit Scholar#now is a good a time as any to get into the comics if ur hyperfixated on gambit lol#i almost started this post out like 🫵ARE U MENTALLY WEIRD ABOUT GAMBIT but that felt too aggressive
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If you don't like aromantics or asexuals, you should get off my blog btw
#just blocked someone for commenting 'mental illness' under a post about being aro/ace :3#get flashbanged#(i wish people got flashbanged when i blocked them)
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taste is subjective etc but I truly do not understand what anyone could find sexually attractive about ego jinpachi
#bolo liveblogs#I just got flashbanged by an x reader post and you'll never guess who it was about.#he looks like vector from despicable me.....
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#Nothing but well wishes to the poor souls who followed me for 1 fandom related post#And got flashbanged with 20 essays#darian talk
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what likes.....
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Post with content that scares the duck has breached containment
#so my gut is telling me to turn off further interactions on that post#but there's some genuinely helpful discussion going on there so I'll leave it for now#let me tell yall though#i saw my activity flood with comments and reblogs with text#and my stomach dropped#i am quite literally shaking in nerves lol#thankfully everyone is being kind but i am not intellectually equipped to talk about evolution#as i said in the post i quite literally never learned about it#up until recently i genuinely thought it was fake#and even now i am having trouble wrapping my head around that fact that most people think its real#like#people actually believe in evolution as much as they do idk pangea or some shit like that#look I know its real but ive got 20 years of brainwashing to undo#the post was meant to stay among mutuals but I completely forgot reblogs existed so thats on me#I'll reply to people there eventually but i am in no headspace to do that right now haha#this is technically vent art so#vent art#(btw this is by no means me being upset at the replies! i just got flashbanged with more attention than i had anticipated)#(it was truthfully only intended for mutuals to see because i can handle talking to people with usernames I'm already familiar with)#(not several that i have never seen)#its 12:45 now not 12:01 why did it take me so long to type all of this
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sorry anytime i see an rgg chara in the wild i have to stare at em for twenty minutes my mental illness just gets triggered that easily
#snap chats#im specifically thinkin bout seein this one post bout sawashiro every time i go to look up sagawa#'snap you look up sagawa' right well no but i am for this commission i have to do later#and i just keep seein stray jo pics and im like !!! omg i like that guy :)#BUT THEEEEN one time i was watching My Favorite Looney Tunes Cast play mario party#and they just used that clip of adachi laughing really quick but STILL i got flashbanged with ANOTHER of my fave old people#i already talked bout the time one of my fave commentary channels used that clip of ichi talkin bout goin to jail so. anyway.#see its not as potent whenever i see people use that meme clip of date showin kiryu sayama's farewell tape#but i still do a lil bit of a double take.. like omg i know those guys....#see when its any chara Not included in a meme clip thats when i get jumpscared like Omg What Are You Doing Here#and then i giggle and kick my feet like a school girl#ok im done deranged posting. for now ;] ok bye
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// putting this forward rq but reminder to tag ur nsfw/sug.gestive stuff!! ^-^ ppl appreciate it!!
#nobody specifically. just#got flashbanged while looking in the tags and#yea .#pleaaase tag ur posts chat#🚂 [ 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒆𝒏. ] ▪︎ ooc.
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YEAAA I finally set up the fancy light strip in the living room and it's making my brain so happy
#vark posts#it looks bangin#the app has all these color themes and shit too so i can make it all cool and multicolor#its bright as hell too so i dont really have to use the lamp anymore#i loooove ambient lighting especially colorful ones#theoretically i could also flashbang my roommates with the click of a button which is the funniest god damn power to have#i got it set to a gradient of red orange and yellow rn cause thats my fave :^)
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OWW MY EYES
#wtf is this white post shit in every color scheme#i used tame blue for a reason oh my god#just got flashbanged by tumblr#staff i cant stare at white screens it hurts can you Not#i change my writing docs and read in dark mode so i dont have to stare at white#has anyone figured out how to change this OW#Tumblr update#tumblr light mode#cheedog barks
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Me af when a drawing session suddenly starts going really well
#You just gotta trust the process fr fr#I did not think I was cooking for the first half ngl#Got more work to do but I can see the vision clearly now#Get flashbanged by Family Guy on your home page suckas!!!!!#I can't wait for when I get to post it >:)#LD Goofs#Rambles
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tumblr's being mad glitchy for me rn, sorry if you see some wonkiness ffsfsfsf
#❛⠀₊˚ ☾ ?⠀ tarot de marseilles ( ooc ) ⠀❜ ⠀ꜜ ⠀.#i got over ten notifs telling me my post failed when i hadn't even done anything it was like a flashbang#anyways hi shawties
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wait why is my theme not affecting. everything
#posts in a drainage system#the posts all look true blue HELLO???#i opened tumblr and i got flashbanged why are the posts WHITE NOW
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I know nothing about the game Mouthwashing but I get a lot of (really well done btw) art for it and there's a quote in it about a dead pixel apparently and I got real spooked because the first time I saw art about that was late at night and it was just the quote and I have a dead pixel that only shows up on black so imagine it's 3AM dead at night and you see a plain black with white text type post that's something like "if you look really closely theres a dead pixel in the upper right corner" and there is a dead pixel there and you're like "what the fuck I must know more about this sorcery" and the top tag is mouthwashing, an activity you assume, so wrongly so, to be innocuous, look it up, and get flashbanged by gore and a horse centipede that apparently represents an unborn child created by rape anyway from what i know it's just really insane amongus and you're imposter
#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#captain curly#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#that last part is a joke#i promise#I also know they hate that jimmy guy#from what I know that sounds about right
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